Dennis of Penge by Annie Siddons @ Ovalhouse Theatre
No matter how shit your day has been
No matter how low the world wants to make you
No matter if the money came from the back of the sofa
No matter if no one respects you
No Matter if you haven’t been touched in a Sex way for a while
No matter if your ideas go unheard
(Or even unspoken because you’re shy)
Fantastic Melly’s Chicken is a church that welcomes all, salves all, in its battery delicious opiate salty wings.
Its cross, the fluorescent perky cock’s face:
You see it, you know you’re welcome and will find solace.
You won’t be judged – you will be redeemed by the Holy Trinity
of Wings, Fries and Coke
Ready to face the next bit of the shit that life spits.
You’re a small god.
“Witty, wry, tough, poetic and brilliant” **** - The Upcoming
Suitable for ages 14+